Kryptonite Radio Theater invites you to a park where the attractions are... let's just say... a bit bitey. "CRETACEOUS PARK"
What happens when scientific ambition meets prehistoric DNA? Something that should probably stay in the lab, but makes for excellent radio theater instead!
Expect: o Creatures that shouldn't exist o Scientists who probably shouldn't exist either o The world's most ill-conceived theme park o Sound effects that will make you question what vegetables are being harmed backstage
All wrapped in our signature blend of parody, mayhem, and questionable scientific ethics.
Why should you book your expedition with us?
Because watching other people's terrible decisions makes your own seem reasonable Experience chaos theory without the math homework Discover what happens when exotic DNA gets mixed in a prehistoric cocktail Finally understand why IT professionals deserve higher salaries
Warning: May contain traces of: o Electric fences that mysteriously fail at the worst possible moment o Children knowing more than the adults o Philosophical rambling during life-threatening situations o UNIX systems (someone knows this!) o An unexpected musical number about genetic engineering that will haunt your dreams
Don't miss this prehistoric adventure that proves nature always finds a way (usually the most inconvenient one possible)!
P.S. No actual dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this production. The same cannot be said for our dignity.
P.P.S. The management is not responsible for any genetic knowledge you may accidentally acquire.
Yours in scientific irresponsibility, The "Spared-No-Expense-Except-Actually-We-Did" Crew
