Dear Loyal Theatergoers and Unsuspecting Adventure-Seekers,
As the summer heat fades faster than our actors' memories, we're back with a show so unexpected, it'll make our last cancellation look like a well-executed plan!
Presenting: "Mississippi Jones and the McGuffin of Doom" - It's not the adventure you asked for, but it's the one you're getting!
What's New? • Unexpected Turns: A beginning that'll confuse you, a middle that'll perplex you, and an ending we're still figuring out! • Global "Misadventure": Journey from the streets of New Orleans to the jungles of who-knows-where. • Live Sound Effects: Experience the thrill of coconut shells pretending to be horse hooves! • Laughter Guaranteed: Whether you're laughing with us or at us, you'll definitely be making noise!
Don't Miss: • The McGuffin of Doom: Is it a weapon? A paperweight? A metaphor for our dwindling sanity? Come find out! • Our Hero: Witness Mississippi Jones untangle clues with the determination of a man who's forgotten why he entered the room. • A Cast of Thousands! (Okay, more like dozens. Well, at least ten. Definitely more than two. We're still negotiating.)
*May contain traces of actual history. Consult your doctor if symptoms of education occur. **We googled "how to do accents" for 5 minutes, watched a few movies and now we hope for the best. ***Our careers, mostly.
So don't be a wet blanket! Grab your fedora, pack your sense of humor, and join us for an evening of archaeological mishaps and historical hilarity!
Yours in perpetual optimism (and mild panic), The "We Swear We're Professionals" Crew at Live Radio Theater
P.S. No artifacts were harmed in the making of this show. Our egos, however, are another story.
