We've chosen the hottest month of the year to bring you the hottest show in town - "The Salty Seaman's Curse"!
Set sail with the lovably incompetent Captain Barnacle Beard and his ragtag crew as they search for legendary treasure. Watch them try to outwit (or just survive) the dastardly Capitán Don Martínez, a villain with an ego as big as the ocean.
Will our heroes find fortune or just more trouble? Join us and find out!
Featuring: • Daring sea battles (now with 50% less seasickness!) • Cryptic prophecies that confuse pirates and audience alike • Live sound effects that bring the high seas to life (or at least try to)
💫 100% PIRATE-THEMED FUN 💫 100% SWEAT-INDUCING ADVENTURE* 💫 100% GUARANTEED TO BE BETTER THAN STAYING HOME (MAYBE)
*Air-conditioning provided by the combined power of your own hand-fans and our actors' enthusiastic gesticulating. Please bring your own fan for optimal cooling experience.
Don't miss the boat on this comedy! Book now and join us in our sweltering theater for some hot pirate humor. It's either this or melting at home, right?
As Captain Barnacle Beard would say, "The only thing we're sure to find is trouble... and a whole lot of perspiration!"
