Has ordinary life left you craving extraordinary danger? Are you yearning for international intrigue that doesn't involve your internet search history? Kryptonite Radio Theater invites you to board a doomed luxury cruise where the only thing deeper than the Nile are the SECRETS!
MURDER ON THE NILE
A mystery so twisty even the Sphinx would be confused!
"The ancient Egyptians believed that a storm on the Nile was the wrath of the gods. Perhaps the Amulet of Sobek has awakened something that should have remained dormant..."
Step aboard the Amenhotep II, where our passengers are discovering that "all-inclusive" apparently covers MURDER. As the body count rises with the water level, you'll witness:
• INTRIGUE more tangled than a mummy's wrappings • DECEPTION smoother than a sphinx's backside • MYSTERY deeper than the Nile itself • SECRETS that should have stayed buried for another 3,000 years
WHO'S WHO: A distinguished archaeologist with a mysterious past, a dramatic Hollywood actress with stories to tell, a charming pianist who plays more than just music, an enthusiastic young writer documenting everything (or is she?), a meticulous academic with specific interests in artifacts, an efficient assistant with remarkable observation skills, and a French detective whose methods are as eccentric as his mustache.
THE EXPERIENCE: Live radio play murder mystery! Atmospheric sound effects! Our "we-tried-our-best" period costumes! Multiple murders! Ancient curses! A sinking ship with nowhere to escape!
BEWARE: THE AUDIENCE IS NOT SAFE! The line between observer and participant blurs on the Nile... Will you solve the case before the killer strikes again, or perhaps become entangled in the mystery yourself? The Amulet of Sobek has a way of drawing everyone into its curse. Keep your wits sharp and your eyes sharper - you never know when you might become part of the story!
Warning: May contain traces of: • Ancient Egyptian curses (results may vary) • Mysterious glances across dinner tables • Conversations that stop when you enter the room • Water damage (metaphorical only... we hope)
As the ship sinks into the legendary Nile, can you unravel the web of deception before it's too late? (Spoiler: probably not, but it's fun to try!)
Yours in murderous entertainment, The "Yes-Those-Are-REAL-Ancient-Artifacts" Crew
