Dear Holiday Enthusiasts and Seasonal Mischief-Makers,
As the festive season approaches faster than a sugar plum-fueled reindeer, Kryptonite Radio Theater is thrilled to present a holiday extravaganza that's more packed than Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve!
Introducing: "The Naughty List Chronicles" - It's the holiday show you didn't know you needed, but now can't live without!
Join us on December 13th and 14th for:
• A Festive Mash-Up: Witness your favorite holiday tropes collide in a tinsel-powered explosion of laughter! • Unexpected Guests: From Soviet Elves to Lovecraftian Horrors, our holiday party has a guest list that'll make your office Secret Santa look tame! • Live Sound Effects: Experience the magic of foley artists creating winter wonderlands and toy shop mayhem before your very ears!
Don't Miss: • The Ultimate Cinematic Holiday Universe: Watch as we cram every holiday movie cliché into one epic (and epically ridiculous) adventure! • Carols Like You've Never Heard Them: Prepare for musical numbers that'll have you questioning your sanity (in a festive way, of course)! • A Cast of Merry Misfits: Our actors are ready to jingle, jangle, and bumble their way into your heart!
*May contain traces of humbugs. Consult your doctor if "bah" becomes your primary form of communication. **We've checked it twice. ***Seriously, you'll be finding tinsel in weird places for months.
So hang your stockings, leave out the cookies, and join us for a holiday spectacular that proves there's more than one way to deck the halls!
Yours in festive frivolity (and mild panic),
The "Elves-Unionizing-Is-The-Least-Of-Our-Worries" Crew at KRT
P.S. No reindeer were harmed in the making of this show. The Grinch, however, is in therapy.
